Helpful Stallion Hints


By EquAdept

INTRODUCION

Many zoos as well as non-zoos are highly attracted to
the enormous aura of sexuality that stallions exude
and would love to take part in their sex lives. 
However we at Playhorse found that the majority of
online FAQs regarding this subject were inadequate or
misleading so we have created our own guide in order
to provide what we feel is a wiser approach to
stallions. In this guide I have combined my decades of
experience handling stallions along with the advice I
have found to be sound from other experienced stallion
zoophiles I have known in an effort to provide some
meaningful tips to those who want to be with
stallions.  This guide is not intended as a BE-ALL and
KNOW-ALL work of science, it is simply a helpful guide
and nothing more. In no way do I, those who aided me,
nor anyone at the Playhorse website advocate anything
that would break the law or bring harm to stallions
nor do we claim responsibility to injuries incurred by
persons interacting with stallions.

SELECTION

The ideal stallion to suit your needs is not always
available unless you get real lucky so don't be put
off if you may have to settle for a less than ideal
situation. That doesn't mean you still won't enjoy
your stallion..you just have to know your stallion's
limits. However, I can offer what I think makes an
ideal selection in order to aim you in the right
direction.

..Age..

For beginners it is highly recommended that they
choose an older stallion for their first time
experience, particularly if they are taking the risk
of trying it alone (which we highly advise against).
When I say older I mean somewhere between the ages of
ten and twenty years old. When it comes to beginners
the older the stallion is, the better. An older
stallion doesn't mean the experience is any less
enjoyable..one of my most beloved stallions was twenty
two years old.  The only downside I can see is that it
could become a sadness to be emotionally attached to
an older stallion since your time together on earth is
much more limited, but that is another topic. Older
stallions are much more likely to be amicable to being
felt in tender places, having their genitals handled
and even open to anal intercourse. Older stallions are
much more likely to be calm around strangers,
especially if they are being approached in a pasture,
and they tend to be easier to work with..which is
important if you don't have any horse handling skills.


..Breed..

Obviously most zoophiles usually end up with pot luck
when it comes to what stallions they get access to
unless they are lucky or privileged, but it never
hurts to give recommendations. These are soley my
opinions based on my experiences with these stallions
and do not reflect the opinions of others at
Playhorse. On the top of my list are Andalusians and
Lusitanos, which in my opinion are the most willing
yet gentle stallions as they have been bred for
temperament for centuries. Next would be the various
draft breeds and mini stallions, followed by
Appaloosas, Quarter Horses, Morgans and last but not
least the Thoroughbreds and Arabians..I leave those
two for last because of their high-strung natures that
can make them a bit more genetically predisposed to be
difficult to handle.  Arabian stallions in particular
sometimes "wig out" when sexually excited and this can
be dangerous. I'm sure there are exceptions to the
rule as far as all of the mentioned breeds are
concerned and that there are many other unmentioned
breeds worthy of a mate, but I'm only going to limit
my comments to breeds I'm familiar with.

..A WORD OF WARNING..

Not having any horse handling experience is a HUGE
minus when working with stallions, one that can have
painful and possibly fatal consequences for
inexperienced people.  Please note that being able to
ride a horse is not the same as being an experienced
handler. Horse work, especially stallions, on the
ground requires a completely different approach and is
not for the physically challenged or timid. I've known
far too many experienced racing jockeys, cowboys,
exercise and dressage riders that didn't know the
first thing about how to handle a horse on the ground
and was the cause of many horse injuries, human
injuries, loose horses, broken tack and so on. The
point of this is that beginning with stallions can be
extremely dangerous without an experienced handler who
knows what to expect being there to aid you.
Additionally, and no offense is meant, but being
simply a stallion-loving zoophile in itself is not
enough and does not qualify anyone as a stallion
handler. 

ATTITUDE

..What's In A Name..

Professional horse breeders make the distinction
between a "stallion" and a "stud." Any intact male
horse over two years old can be a stallion, but only
stallions that are used for breeding mares are studs.
Many stallions go their entire lives without breeding
a mare and thus they are not studs. There is also a
difference in behavior between the two with actively
breeding studs being much more aggressive and needing
a skilled handler, particularly if you are dealing
with high strung stallions such as Arabians and
Thoroughbreds. If someone regails you with tales of
fence-hopping and crumping multiple studs alone I'd
take such tales with a grain of salt because I know
how vicious some breeding studs can be and how quickly
they can put someone with no handling experience in a
hospital. When the option is available, stick to older
stallions who have yet to breed mares and have a
skilled handler to help.

..Virgin Tastes..

Ideally the most suitable stallion for zoophiles is
one that hasn't been bred to mares before, i.e. not a
stud. A stallion that is turned on to humans first is
much more inclined to be openly sexual, if not
aggressively sexual, with humans than one that has
sampled the pleasures of mares before. A stallion that
is inexperienced with mares takes alot less effort to
get interested in sexual play with humans, at times no
effort at all. I've had such stallions drop their
penises merely at my entrance into their stalls once
my intentions became well known and I've never had to
use mare scent for them. This isn't to say you won't
find any studs that aren't open to sexual contact with
humans, only that the majority of studs are not
sexually inclined towards humans without some form of
coaxing such as the scent of a mare in heat to get
their interest up. Some studs can still find pleasure
in sexual relations with humans, but a mare would
always be preferable once they have the pleasure of
that experience (and who can blame them?).  

In knowing your stallion you must find his sexual
likes and dislikes if you are to make up for not being
a mare and get the maximum amount of pleasure for both
of you by really turning him on...and this can be done
without the scent of a mare if you are patient and
determined.

..To Bite Or Not To Bite..

There are alot of rumors circulating about the
behavior of stallions always being brutish and
extremely dangerous. The only truth is that stallions
are as varied in behavior and personality as are
humans. Obviously you also want a stallion that is
calm and level-headed as opposed to one rearing,
cow-kicking, stomping and trying to savagely bite
everything in sight.  If there is anything about a
stallion that makes you worry about your health and
hesitate playing with them, then by all means DON'T. 
No sexual fun is worth the loss of teeth, broken
bones, painful bites or even fatal injury.  There are
stallions who are as playful and loving as a puppy and
would go out of their way not to harm you, there are
stallions who are total idiots that walk on your feet
or sling their heads into yours without knowing it,
there are very intelligent stallions I've met who
would cock their legs and erect their penis when I
entered the stall, and then there are stallions that
deliberately try to injure or even kill people when
they enter the stall. I have known all kinds and offer
that the most important words you will ever hear
regarding stallion behavior are: "Know Thy Stallion
Before Ye Ply His Rod."  

Another myth is that with "proper handling" any
problems with a bad stallion can be overcome. The
truth is that proper handling is in the eye of the
beholder and no method works for every horse all of
the time. While you can certainly avoid some bad
behaviors by training a horse from an early age,
anyone who has any real experience with stallions can
tell you that fractious or even malicious hereditary
behavioral traits can test even the most skilled
handlers no matter how "proper" the technique. This is
why some horse breeders, primarily show rather than
race, add temperament to the list of qualities they
breed for, and also why some breeds of stallions
obviously make better lovers than others. For those
who believe Monty Roberts has the solution..I've known
stallions that would of picked Mr. Roberts up with
their teeth, shook him like a rag doll and then killed
him as soon as he entered the stall. I'm unaware of
any serious farm workers that consider him anything
other than a fraud and I find myself agreeing with
that opinion. Use his methods at your own risk.

EQUIPMENT

Whatever zoophiles choose to wear for their own safety
is debatable and depends on the cooperation of the
stallion involved.  I would advise not wearing any
watches/rings or other jewelry on your hands or
wrists, confining any long hair, removing oral
retainers if you use one or any facial piercing
jewelry and trimming your fingernails so you have no
sharp edges.  

..Behold The Foot, or what is left of it..

Contrary to what many other well-meaning horse FAQs
and various zoophiles with limited experience are
recommending, I do **NOT** recommend steel-toed shoes
or boots because I have seen a sixteen hand stallion
rear and land on one once and the farm maintenance
department had to remove the guy's trapped foot with a
hacksaw and grinder before taking him to the hospital.
I'd rather suffer a few bruised or broken bones in my
foot than have it pinned by a metal plate in a shoe to
be sawed out of. To be honest, after decades of
occasionally being stomped on by horses I've suffered
no dire damages to my foot by simply wearing tough
leather shoes. If steel-toed shoes or boots make you
feel safer when working with full sized stallions then
simply bear in mind that they were not built like
armor to withstand a 1,000 pound crushing weight and
you assume the risk if a full grown stallion crushes
them in on your toes.

..Selling Rope To The Gnomes..

As far as a lead shank, it would depend on the
stallion. Easy-going and friendly stallions could be
put on a simple rope. I've known a few that required
no rope at all but they are rare. Most stallions would
prefer to either bite on you (which can be very
painful) or climb on top of you once you start
fondling them so it's nice to either have someone hold
them for you or loop the rope around something and
hold onto the end to keep them in a safe position and
from reaching around and taking a hunk out of you.:)
This is a natural, genetically predisposed behavior
that all the best handling in the world may be useless
to make go away so take precautions. Some have touted
the use of a half-muzzle that snaps onto a halter.
More unruly stallions should have a chain shank or
shiftney to keep them from getting out of control, but
it would be crucial to know how to use one or you
could both get into trouble real quick. Do not loop a
chain shank around a post or bar and hold on to the
end because many horses will back away quickly when
they feel the chain tighten. When using a chain you
must ebb and flow with a horse and never fight them.
They are stronger than you and will win in a tug of
war. Stallions require an effective means of teaching
them right from wrong to prevent harm to humans..a
creature weighing only 20% of their weight yelling
"No!" doesn't cut it. A chain shank is a very
effective means of safely handling unruly stallions
provided you have some handling skills already and do
not abuse it..otherwise it would be best to seek a
different, much safer horse that does not require such
strict handling.

THE AROUSAL GAP

Obviously the simplest way to arouse a stallion
sexually is with the scent of a mare in heat, whether
directly with a mare in heat or indirectly with
something containing the urine of a mare in heat.
However not everyone has access to either one of
those, yet there is still hope you can achieve this
goal without them..particularly if your stallion has
never bred mares before and is still open-minded
concerning humans as sexual partners. If you are
patient and worship every square inch of a stallion's
body, try spending time gently caressing the throat
area of the neck from the jaw down to the chest, his
entire chest area, between his front legs and down the
insides of his front legs and gently leading back
underneath the belly to the sheath. Some stallions
love having their chins cupped or pressure applied
between their front legs. Never stand directly in
front of a stallion while doing this and keep an eye
out for any pawing actions where he may strike out
with a front leg. This is merely body language saying
he would like to mount you, but I wouldn't let him if
he's a full sized horse.;)  If he is not sensitive
about having his sheath, scrotum or testicles (they
are not always dropped down) caressed then by all
means do so very gently with a soft, smooth and
consistant motion. Jerky or half-hearted movements can
make a stallion nervous about your intentions down
there. When handling a stallion's sheath or testicles,
stand next to his left shoulder or stomach facing
rearward with your left hand on his body then slowly
use your right hand to slide up to his genitals. Never
touch the genitals outright surprising him, work your
way to them slowly. This is the safest position
against being cow-kicked. Never stand directly to the
side of a stallion's rear legs while working with him,
especially if you are strange to him or he hasn't been
handled much between the legs. If he cow-kicks
repeatedly then he's either saying that he doesn't
like your method of touching him or he isn't
interested. Lack of interest doesn't rule out
anything, he may simply be unaware of your sexual
intent to pleasure him. In either case, don't press
your luck if it looks dangerous. Another area that
stimulates some stallions is the anal and crotch
region. Some stallions will drop simply by brushing
their tails. Caressing the anus and the muscle of the
penis below it all the way to the crotch can be useful
in getting them to drop, however this also puts you in
a very dangerous position with any unknown stallion
that isn't used to alot of handling.  My favorite
method? I love to soap a stallion up on the washrack
and knead his exquisite flesh with ecstasy from one
end to the delicious other.;) These methods may or may
not be as effective on actively breeding stallions and
you will likely have to modify it from horse to horse.
It will depend largely on the individual stallion's
quirks. To me, learning what turns each one on or
"seducing" them is a pleasurable challenge.  

CLEANING

If you successfully get your stallion to drop his
penis you will very likely want to clean him up. All
that dirt, dried loose skin and head cheese isn't
always the best appetizer...although that hasn't
stopped a few people I know from putting it in their
mouths when temptation became too great, hehe. You'll
need warm water (unless you want him to shrivel back
up quick, lol) and although some people use rags,
sponges or even paper towels I prefer sterile
veterinary cotton because it is less abrasive and thus
less likely to ruin his mood. You should be able to
obtain a roll of loose cotton at any livestock or vet
supply store for very little money and it lasts for
quite a few cleanings. If you do use a rag or sponge,
heaven forbid, make sure you clean them thoroughly
between uses as they are notorius for breeding
bacteria. If you have more than one stallion then keep
separate rags/sponges for each. In my opinion even
paper towels are better than using a cloth rag or
sponge. 

..Soap For The "Rope"..

As for a cleaning agent I recommend Castle Soap (palm
oil extract) and it is available in many grocery
stores. It does not cause allergic reactions, does not
leave an irritable residue and doesn't dry the
stallion's penis out like dish or bar soaps will. The
last is important since a dried out penis is
uncomfortable to retract and is susceptible to skin
infection and rash.  If you have a serious problem
with scaley dried skin not wanting to come off, use a
bottle of natural Aloe-vera gel without fragrance or
other additives. You can find this usually at any
local stores, especially ones that carry generic
equivalents. Do not use mineral/baby oil, vaseline or
other petroleum-based products as you will only
compound problems by making the stallion's penis and
sheath a greasy collector of dirt and debris that is
difficult to clean up and can cause them greater
irritation and possible infections. It doesn't taste
too good either.

..Jack And The Beaney Stalk..

Cleaning should start with a bucket of warm water and
light soap, using soft and consistant rubbing motions
rather than jerky ones or hard scrubbing. Areas
typically missed are the wrinkles at the base of the
penis and inside around the urethal opening of the
glans (head) where small "beans" of smegma (sometimes
called cheeseballs, hehe) build up in the crack. It's
no fun to swallow one of those things I tell you!:P 
After cleaning is complete you should rinse the penis
with fresh warm water and behold, Willy the Wonder
Worm is ready for active duty!

SEXUAL ENHANCERS

Some people don't like the musky smell of a stallion's
penis and use edible flavored jells on them. This is
okay as long as it is thoroughly cleaned off of him
leaving no residue. I wouldn't try whipped cream from
a can since the noise could startle him. Outrageously
dumb ideas include lying in a sling under a stallion,
which should be left to the realm of imagination and
fantasy rather than risking your life. Playing with a
stallion's cock is already thrilling enough..don't
overdo it!

..Oral Sex TO..

Just put your mouth or tongue on it and suck or lick
away! Be careful while you are under him, watch your
fingers or they may get stepped on. Keeping a hand
that is used to brace yourself on the ground into a
fist is wise. Some stallions can tend to overreact
when they are touched, so be prepared to move away
quickly if he squeals or moves quickly! Watch his feet
because he can cow-kick you if he doesn't like what
you're doing, and don't get yourself poked in the eye
by a wayward thrust! If you put your mouth around the
glans try to avoid scraping it with your teeth or your
stallion isn't likely to enjoy letting you play with
him much. One thing you can do is keep your front
teeth covered with your lips. Bear in mind that the
vast majority of stallions cannot be brought to
ejaculation through human oral sex..mostly because
when the glans flares it is far too large to stay in a
human's mouth and without that fully encompassing
fleshy feeling around their glans they lack the
stimulation. In some cases perhaps this is just as
well since some stallions can thrust hard enough to
break your neck. I have on occasion met one or two
Arabian stallions that were over-sexed enough that
merely washing their penis caused them to ejaculate so
it isn't impossible to find a horse that will
ejaculate into your mouth so simply..just highly
improbable so don't have expectations of it. This
doesn't mean you cannot enjoy mouthfuls of
pre-ejaculate fluids which aren't as hard to elicit.:)
Now I've heard stories of people claiming to have a
full grown stallion's penis shoved down their throats,
but I would seriously doubt such tales judging the
width of a stallion's shaft and how a flaring glans
forces itself out of your mouth. Such an act if made
possible would either rupture your throat or suffocate
you to death which could ruin your day. If you can
shove an axe handle down your throat then MAYBE you
could handle it. Now with mini or fellabella stallions
it could certainly be more believable, yet I would
still tend to take such things with a grain of salt
without pics. The same goes for the fake zoo porn
where stallions are supposedly ejaculating into a
woman's mouth, but yet the required flaring glans that
signifies a stallion reaching orgasm is never shown.
More than likely this is milk held in a porn star's
mouth used to fool the less experienced.   

..Oral Sex FROM..

This is an incredibly bad idea usually fostered by
braggadocious zoos who have too much time on their
hands. There may be an incredibly rare case of finding
a stallion or gelding who is so gentle and brain-dead
that you could get away with trying to have sex with
his mouth, but those are extremely few and far
between. You won't find me risking getting my cock
bit, or worse chewed by molars, just to get off in a
stallion's mouth. Many stallions also have sharp
fang-like `wolf teeth' in the space between their
frontal teeth and rear molars. If you go for it then
good luck!

..Jumping A Mare..

Without an Artificial Vagina around, or with a
stallion who isn't very interested in sexual contact
with humans (perhaps he's been a stud to mares) or if
you aren't successful with the Crumping technique
(most people aren't) you can still try your hand at
stimulating a stallion into ejaculating if you have a
mare in heat present. This usually requires either
letting the stallion mount the mare, but keeping him
from entering her, or letting him smell her from
beside a teasing shute or some other barrier. Some
stallions while smelling a mare become very excitable
so beware being cow-kicked, savagely bitten or struck
by a rearing horse. Also pay attention to the mare. If
she doesn't like the stallion you could be in a world
of hurt real quick. I know a stallion handler who was
killed by a mare planting both back feet into his
chest while mounting a stallion. Holding the mare for
liver cover in Thoroughbred barns is one of the most
dangerous tasks I've known. Also, if you're not quick
or experienced enough with handling stallions mounting
mares so that you are able to divert their penis in
time you may end up with an unwanted pregnancy.  

..Artificial Vaginas..

This is perhaps the easiest way to elicit an
ejaculation from a stallion, but it is bulky,
difficult to conceal and very expensive unless you can
manufacture one at home. If you have the financial
means you can purchase a Missouri or Colorado AV for
around $250-$350. The Missouri is usually easier to
maintain and carry around. The difference is the
Missouri looks like a rubber tube wrapped with a
leather carrying case and the Colorado is more like a
solid pipe with a liner. If you do manufacture one at
home always keep in mind that it needs to be flexible
enough to allow for a stallion's glans to flare. A
hard pipe with a rubber liner that is too narrow is a
poor AV and you'll get poor results. If you want a
successful AV, then manufacture it to imitate the
internal structure of a mare which is not solid like a
pipe. Whether you decide to add a feature on the end
that will allow you to collect semen in a bottle is up
to you. Keep the inside smooth and without seams and
use copious amounts of lubricating jelly. If possible
allow for heated water to be injected into the liner
to simulate a mare's body heat. The average body heat
of a mare is 103 F, so my recommendation is that if
you are able to fill your AV liner with water to stick
to that natural temperature. Some textbook advocates
claim a scalding 115-130 F is better, but my
experience has been that 103 F has worked fine at
every operation I've been a part of and thus is a very
commonly used temp in my neighborhood. It's also my
personal opinion that the vast majority of textbooks
on equine reproduction are written by people that have
more experience sitting behind a desk than working
with horses, let alone on an actual farm or in nature
where they could get dirty, so I don't take such books
very seriously. Most farms I know ignore textbooks
entirely and operate on their own system they feel
works best. Likewise, work with your stallion to find
a temp and liner he likes best to maximize your
results. 

..Anal Sex To..

I've been asked by a hundred zoos if I've ever done
this and my answer is consistantly NO..simply because
it is not a desire of mine. However if you're into the
old poop shute sports it is possible, but only in
cases where you have a really gentle, well-handled,
old or brain-dead stallion. The vast majority of
stallions I've worked with were too high strung to let
you do this, but there are a few out there that
wouldn't care. I would approach a stallion in this
manner in the same fashion as if I were going for a
mare (see Playhorse Mare FAQ). At all times be very
alert if he is disagreeable to this, watch his ears
and body language. If he isn't interested I wouldn't
try forcing it. If he doesn't mind then go for broke.
I strongly recommend using a lube rather than saliva
to reduce the chance of either one of you getting an
infection if the action gets raw..not to mention it
goes a long way to keeping him from getting pissed
off.

..Anal Sex From (male)..

Yes, it has been known to happen, although more
frequently with the smaller mini and fellabella
stallions and to some degree pony stallions as opposed
to full size horses. There are a few zoos here and
there that have had full size stallions penetrate them
anally, people that have spent long periods of time
stretching themselves with various toys preparing for
it, but great risk is still involved and shouldn't be
attempted unless you're prepared to accept the worst
of what can go wrong..being sent to the hospital to
have a bag attached to your body for you to shit in
the rest of your life..that is if you survive blood
poisoning from a ruptured colon. Being penetrated by a
mini with an average 11" penis and fist-sized flare is
pushing the envelope of rupturing oneself already..I
would hesitate to try a full sized horse unless you're
able to take someone shoving their arm up your arse
rather violently.:) These may seem gloomy anecdotes,
but hey, I'm covering my ass here! No pun intended. It
is also wise to either have a human partner around for
help or at the minimum a phone within reach. Now
grease up! And I do mean use lube liberally or you'll
be really, really sorry! Once again saliva is no good
here..don't be cheap or afraid to toss KY Jelly on the
checkout counter..go out and get this stuff! Getting
him penetrating you is half the battle and lube will
aid a great deal. Apply it both on the length of his
shaft as well as your anal area. Now with a mini odds
are you won't be able to take his full length inside
you if he's up over 8" long, so when he penetrates you
it's important to either be propped high enough up or
stand up slightly to keep him from thrusting himself
fully inside you. If he's mounting you missionary
style, with you on your back, then you must either
block his hips with your knees (assuming you are
strong enough) or better yet construct a Breeding
Roll. This device can be similar to ones used by the
horse industry in live cover breeding, which is
basically a stick with a thick padded cylinder around
it placed between the stallion's shaft and his belly
and is held there to limit his penetration into a
mare. You can adjust the thickness of your own
breeding roll to give you the depth of penetration you
desire. Make sure it's not too heavy and the handle is
long enough because chances are you'll only be holding
it with one hand and if you drop it you may get
plugged enough to see stars (or a doctor)! You may
want to drape a thick fabric over your back because
most stallions prefer taking hold of your back,
shoulder or anything else with their teeth as they
enter you and a painful bite can ruin your mood real
quick! As your stud penetrates you should feel his
glans swell up and you'll experience something akin to
being fisted! If you, your colon, and your prostate
survive this process then you'll be rewarded with a
hot dose of cum being pumped into you in usually less
than a minute. As he withdraws please do the right
thing and protect him from infection by cleaning his
penis off as mentioned in "Jack and the Beany Stalk"
above.       

..Intercourse With (Female)..

Most of what goes for a stallion mounting a male also
applies for one mounting a female (read Anal Sex From
above) with the difference that some women are able to
accomodate a wider shaft with less risk. This is not
to say that it is not possible for a woman to have her
vaginal walls or cervix torn by getting carried away
with a large beast, but that many women are just as
apt to do ponies as they are mini stallions even
though the limitation for length of shaft still
appies. Here I would also find a breeding roll to be
very effective with minis, but much less so with
ponies and of no use at all with horses.

CROSS-HUMAN CONTAMINATION

While I am opposed to the sharing of horses to others
for sex on moral rounds, this advice is for those who
do choose to share their animals with other human
partners. There are extremely few diseases that can be
contracted directly from a stallion, among them `CEM',
a gonorrhea-like bacterial infection which can be
prevented with good equine genital hygiene. However
there are a plethora of diseases out there that humans
can transmit to you such as Gonorrhea, Genital Herpes,
Hepatitis and potentially Syphilis and AIDS just to
name a few all when you have multiple humans sharing
intercourse with a stallion. Most human diseases do
not infect stallions, but they can be carried on the
surface of a stallion's shaft or anally long enough to
be transmitted to you when you go in for seconds. Use
safe sex when more than one human is involved, even if
it means wearing a condom or liberally washing down a
stallion's penis after each use. When you share a
stallion with other humans as far as any diseases are
concerned you are virtually having sex with that other
human and many humans are not even aware of bugs they
themselves may be carrying.

..Final Words...

I hope this guide will be of some use to stallion
seekers and that it will go far towards keeping them
safe and having a great time with the stallion of
their choice. My thanks go to Pegasus, Zert, Baler and
others who chose not to be named for the inspiration
and help putting this together.

EquAdept